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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Wo Mujhe Kisi Aur K Liye Chod k Chali Gyi | Love Story

Wo Mujhe Kisi Aur K Liye Chod k Chali Gyi | Love Story

Hi frnds mera nam hai ayan main bhopal ka rhene vala hu aur meri girl frnd ka nam hi ankita bat 1 saal phele ki hai jab hum ek sath ek hi college main padte the hum dono bsc kar rhe the hum roz college jate main yahi bhopal ka tha aur vo bhar ki thi to vo hostil main rheti thi ek bar kya hua k main ne dekha ki is k shoo leis khule the to main ne bola k aap k lais khule hai bandh lo nahi to gir jaoge main ne pheli bar us se bat ki thi use meri ye bat itni achchi lagi ki vo mugh se man hi man payr karne lagi thi mughe nahi malum tha ki vo mugh se pyar karti hai ek bar main apni frnd thi arti us se bat kar rha tha aur us ko class ki duari ladki ne bola k ayan to pta nahi arti k sath kya kya kar rha hai use bhut gussa aya lekin us ne kuch nahi bola ek din arti ne mughe btaya ki ankita tum se pyar karti hai main ne mazak main liya ki mugh se koi ladki kese pyar kar sakti hai fir aur bhi kuch logo ne mughe bola k ankita tum se pyar karti hai abhi tak hum dono apas main bat nahi karte the per vo mugh se pyar karti thi fir ek din himmat kar k main ne ankita se bat ki k tum mugh se pyar karti ho aesa sab bol rhe hai kya ye such hai to us ne ha main apna sir hilaya aur vha se chli gai fir main ne kai din tak us ko sirf dekha fir main bhi use pyar karne lga hum dono bhar milte the park main bhut der tak baitha karte the vo mere ghar bhi aai mere ghar valo se mil kar gai tab mere ghar valo ko kuch bhi nahi malum tha fir us k bat humare exam ane vale the to main ne use bola ki hostil chod do vha per tum nhi pad paoge us ne bola ki main ghar bat karungi us ne bat ki to us ki mummy man gai hum dono ne room dekha shuru kar diya fir main ne apne ghar k bagal main use room dilane ka socha to vo man gai kuch din bad vo mere gher rhene a gai hum bhut masti karte hum jha bhi jate sath jate the ek bar main us k room per gya to us ne mughe bola k main tum se bhut pyar karti hu aur itna khe kar vo mere gle lag gai vo kafi der gle lagi rahi fir jab mene us kha k kya hua use dekha to vo ro rahi thi main ne pucha k kyou ro rhe ho to boli k tum mughe kabhi chod kar to nhi jaoge na main ne us se vada kiya aur us k asnu poche aur us ko lips se ek kiss di aur kha k ab main ghar ja rha hu koi kam ho to bula lena lekin main yahi soch rha tha k humari sadi to ho nahi payegi kyou ki vo hindu thi aur main muslim per fir bhi main redy tha us se shadi karne k liye hum bhut khush rhene lge fir ek din mera rishta aya shadi k liye aur ghar valo ne mera rishta vha pakka kar diya main ne kuch nhi bola main ne use kuch nhi btaya fir ek bar jab co humare ghar aai padai karne to meri mummy ne use bta diya tab to us ne kuch nhi bola lekin bad main bhut ro rahi thi fir main ne use samghaya k main sirf tum se pyar karta hu ayr tum se hi sadi karuga fir hum dono k bich kuch duriya a gai isi bat ko le kar fir main main use utna hi pyar karta tha ek din main ne apne ghar valo ko mnane ki koshish ki per vo lo nhi mane fir us ne bhi aesa hi kiya per us k ghar vale bhi nhi mane us ne sucide kar ne ki bhi koshish ki nibd ki dava kha li thi pagal ne main use pyar se sona babu bulata tha vo mughe bebu bulati thi fir us ne faisla liya k hum dono ko alag ho jana chahiye per main ne kai bar use samghane ki koshish ki per vo nahi mani aur vo room chod kar mere ghar se bhut dur shift ho gai main abhi bhi us se utna hi pyar karta tha per shayad mere hi class k ladke k sath use pyar ho gya tha vo dono pas pas hi rhete the use koi bhi problem hoti thi to mughr btati thi per ab nahi btati vo main jab bhi use call karta us ka phone busy jata main puchtha to kheti kuch nahi bas aese hi bat kar rahi thi mughe us ka aesa karna bilkul achcha nahi lagta. tha kai din aese hi nikal gye akhir main us ladke ne ankita ko 15 august ko propose kiya aur us ne us ke prosal ko accpet kar liya jab mughe ye sab malum hua to mere pairo k niche sa zamin nikal gai us ne mughe btaya ki main ne ua ka prosal accept kar liya hai ab ankita us ladke se pyar karti hai usi se bat karti hai vo abhi mere sath hi padti hai mere mere samne bhi sirf usi se bat karti hai main ne kai bat use bola k plz meri life main capus a jao per vo kheti hai ki ye bat liye khe ne k liye tumne bhut der kar di mughe lagta hi ki mughe se hi kahi galti hui hai tabhi to v mughe chod kar chali gai main ne ab dicid kiya hai ki main bopal se is college se kahi dur chla jaunga main ne kai bar apne aap ko marne ki koshish ki hath kat liya fir sahi hua to car se takra kar jaan dene ki koshish ki fir bhi main bach gya pura class mughe hospital milne aya per jiska intezar tha vo nahi aai us ko dekhne k liye main ne ye sab kiya per us ko dekh nahi paya aaj meri sadi ko 5 month bache hai per aaj bhi main ankita se utna hi pyar karta hu aaj bhi chata hu ki vo meri life main vapus a jaye lekin vo nahi man rahi hai meri hone vali wofe ko bhi main ne sab bta diya ki main kisi aur se payr karta hu lekin use pta nahi kya ho gya hai ki mugh se achche se bat bhi nahi karti hai vo aaj 8-sep.2013 ho gai per aaj bhi vo nahi mani maim aj bhi use utna hi pyar karta hu jitna phele karta tha I LOVE U ANKITA. Plz meri life main vapus a jao tum se bhut pyar karta hu kash vo meri life main vapua a jaye ..



Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Batman | Funny Troll

Batman | Funny Troll

Monday, 9 September 2013

Airtel 3G Trick Feb 2013 | Free Recharge


Hello friends. Once again I am here sharing a awesome trick this trick is latest and more important its first 3g trick i have found on internet by using the trick you can enjoy 3G speed Airtel network at just for free on your computer. It  require 3G Airtel data card and properly lock means you haven't unlock it to use another operator service like most the people do due to costly plan of Internet on Airtel.
So friends this post is for you, by using these trick you can enjoy Airtel 3G service at free of cost on your computer.

What You Need
1. Airtel 3G data card/dongle locked.

2. Airtel SIM.

What You Have To DO:

Step 1: Put you Airtel SIM in dongle connected it to the computer
.
Step 2:  Go to Device Manager >Select the Modem/ dongle > Advance . In Advance simply type this
(+cgdcont=1,”IP”,”airtelmms.com” ).

Step 3: Create a Dial-up connection.

Step 4: It will connected but there will be network access.

Step 5: Go to connect it you will see connected.

Step 6: Right click on connected and click on properties.

Step 7: Go to network tab and check all the checkboxes.

Step 8:click on internet protocol version.

(TCP/IP)
Step 9: click on propeties.

Step 10: select the following DNS server.

Adresses
Step 11: Enter any free DNS server.
156.154.70.1

202.138.96.3

Step 12: Click ok.

Step13: Then again Click ok.

Step 14: A message will appear "Setting will take palce next time you dial it" click ok.

Step 15: Again connect after Disconnecting.
Now your Internet is free!!
 Comment below to let us know that whether trick worked for you or not..

Vodafone GPRS and Free Minutes Trick



This time we are going to post some useful recharge tips for and this post will be really helpful for you if your Vodafone customer because the three tips we are going top post will only work if your operator is Vodafone. The first trick will be about free GPRS data on Vodafone for I month and You can access the Facebook twitter and email without deduction in balance  The tricks are so easy what you have to do just type a message and send it and get the benefits and most important they all are less risky means to say they are promotional offer by Vodafone. This trick are working for all Indian Vodafone customer


1.Get The Free Internet For 1 Month:

It is just a simple trick to get the free internet for 1 month. having these steps which to be follow.
Step 1: Open The Create message

Step 2: Type ACT MI198

Step 3: Send it to 144

Step 4: Enjoy!!!

Now you will get a confirmation message from Vodafone
 that the service will be activated within 24 hour

GET 10 RS INSTANTLY

2.Access the Free Facebook,Twitter And Email:
Here you can access the social sites at free of cost and mailing to the person.The steps to be performed are:

Step 1: Just Dial *325#(free)

Step 2: You will get the options to subscribe fb,twitter Email or combo(fb+twitter+email) type your option number

Step 3: Like For Facebook Now You get the message from Vodafone to send the username and password to 50505 for register

Step 4: Now you access any one at free of cost Enjoy!!!


3.Get Free STD and Local Vodafone Minutes:
 Through this trick you will get the STD and Local Vodafone minutes.For this trick you have to follow these steps

Step 1: Just Dial *121*42#(free)

Step 2: This will ask to enter the code then enter 2 as a code

Step 3: You will get the minutes and confirmation message.

Step 4: Enjoy!!!

Keep visiting for latest tricks..

I Bet You Didn't Notice | Funny Troll

I Bet You Didn't Notice | Funny Troll

Friday, 6 September 2013

Chutiya Fact | Funny


Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Aap Chutiya Hai | Real Fact


Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Tusshar Kapoor | Funny !!!!!

Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw tusshar kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki, Aap Chutiye Hain

CID | Chutiya Hai


Agar CID dekhte dekhte aap khud aapne aap ko ACP samajh ke case solve karne lag jaate hoo toh kasam daya ke thappad ki Aap Chutiye Hain !!!

Buri Baat Hai | Funny Sms


AIRPORT
par
AIR INDIA
ki
FLIGHT #9
ke
Plane
Ki
SEAT #52
par
Baithe
PASSENGER
K
saath
Mein
Khadi
AIR HOSTESS
K
BOY FRIEND
K
ghar
k
BED ROOM
K
ATTACH
BATHROOM
K
RIGHT
SIDE
WALI
WINDOW
K
SAATH
WALI
GALEE
K
PEHLE
MOD
PAR
MAUJOOD
SCHOOL
KI
CLASS
4th
K
TEACHER
Ke
TABLE
K
SAMNE
WALI
ROW
KI
4th
BENCH
K
SAATH
WALI
BENCH
PAR
BAITHE
HUE
STUDENT
K
BAG
MEIN
PADI
HUI
ENGLISH
KI
BOOK
K
PAGE #57
KI
LINE #10
MEIN
LIKHA
THA
KI
DOOSRON
KA
TIME WASTE
KARNA
BURI BAAT HAI........
Magar mujhe toh mazaa aata hai.....ha ha
ab ye apne dosto ko share karke unse maze lo...

Saturday, 31 August 2013

I did it baby | Love Story


A girlfriend gave a challenge to her boyfriend to live a day without her. No communication at all and said if he passed it, she’ll love him forever. The boyfriend agreed. He never texted nor called his girlfriend for the whole day without knowing, his girlfriend has only 24 hours left because she was dying because of cancer. After a day, he excitedly went to this girlfriend,
“ I did it baby”
 but tears fell as he saw his girlfriend lying in a coffin with a note
“You did it baby … now please do it everyday … I love you.”

Thursday, 29 August 2013

One boy’s dairy | Heart Touching


One boy’s dairy

10th grade….

As I sat there in the English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called best friend’. I stared at her long silky hair, and wished she was mine, but she didn’t notice me like that. And I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her. Then, I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be friends, I love her but I’m just too shy. And I don’t know why.

11th grade….

The phone rang on the other end, it was her, she was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart, she asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat to next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, after 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go home…she looked at me, said “thanks’ and gave me a kiss on the cheek…I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why, I loved her so much, but I just can’t say it. I always think the word “Shy” by the time I see her.

Senior year…

One fine day she walked to my locker, “my date is sick’ she said “he’s not gonna go’ well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates we would go together just as best friends’. So we did, that night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step, I stared at her as she smiled at me, and stared at me with her crystal eyes, then she said “I had the best time, thanks!” and gave me a kiss on the cheek, I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends. I loved her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Graduation…

A day passed, then a week then a month. Before, I could blink. It was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel, up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didn’t notice me like that. And I knew it. Before everyone she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said “You are my best friend, Thanks”  and gave me a kiss , I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy,  and I don’t know why.

Marriage…

I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. And drive off to her new life, married to another man… I want to tell her, I want her to know, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Death…

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my best friend. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years,

this is what it reads,

“I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why, I wish he would tell me he loved me!!! I wish I did too...” I thought myself, and cried”.



Do you LOVE me?? | Love Story

Do you LOVE me?? | Love  Story
One day god sends a chair to Two Lovers…The specialty of that chair was that the person sitting on it if says TRUTH, Then the GREEN light would blink 'n if person sitting on it says LIE, Then RED light would blink....
Boy sat on the chair...
GIRL-Do you LOVE me?
BOY-Yes I love you... (RED light blinks...)
GIRL-Don't worry there will be mistake done by god..!!
I'll ask you again 'n then we’ll see what will happen...
GIRL-Do You LOVE me?
BOY-yes I love you... (GREEN light blinks)
Do you know what happened when First Time the Girl asked?
The boy actually was not Interested in Love with her... he lied...
But when girl showed her trust on the boy...
That boy truly started Loving the girl....
That's Love..!



Wednesday, 28 August 2013

it’s only a belief | Love Poem

it’s only a belief | Love Poem
it’s only a belief.

My heart I can’t control, 
you control my very soul, 
and it’s you, 
my hope, 
my dreams, 
my one and only you. 
but you never care about me, 
everybody think you love me, 
No one ever known how much I love you, 
but one day you may care about me, and love me, 
but it’s only a belief. 



Do you feel too, this strange what I feel? I Love Poem

Do you feel too, this strange what I feel? I Love Poem
Do you feel too, this strange what I feel? 

It’s so strange tonight,
I wonder what this feels me,
I see your eyes, they are so inviting,
your smile so exciting,
my heart is whispering and asking me, 
say “hello”, to you,
we both alone here, 
no hope for another lonely night,
love is just a glance away,
a warm embracing dance is waiting there,
Do you feel too, this strange feeling? 


A Silent Love | Love Story

A Silent Love | Love Story

A Silent Love

From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often causes the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him, he only endures it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"

The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leaves, they got engaged.

The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up.

One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice......

The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.

During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry,.....it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart every time it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.

With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phone calls,.. all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying....

The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.

With a new environment, the girl learnt sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.

A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she opened the letter, she saw her name in it instead.

When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.
   


Love Story which will touch Your Heart | Love Story

Love Story which will touch ur Heart | Love Story

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer.
A cancer that can't be treated.

He was 18 years old and he could die anytime.
All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother.

He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once.


So he asked his mother and she gave him permission.
He walked down his block and found a lot of stores.


He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked.

He stopped and went back to look into the store.

He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight.

He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her.

He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk where she sat.

She looked up and asked "Can I help you ?" She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there.

He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out and gave her money for it. "Would you like me to wrap it for you ?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again.

He nodded and she went to the back.
She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store.

He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him.
He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her.

So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped.
He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out !!!RRRRRING!!!

The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?" It was the girl. She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, "You don't know? He passed away yesterday. " The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day.
The mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes.

So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one. Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper.
The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute.

Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn. The mother opened another CD... Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn Love is when you've had a huge fight but then decide to put aside your egos, hold hands and say, "I Love You"

Love Story:Story Of A Blind Girl | Heartbreaking



Love Story:Story Of A Blind Girl | Heartbreaking
Love Story:Story Of A Blind Girl | Heartbreaking
There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world.

She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one else.


She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes�


And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend�


She was astonished to see that her boyfriend too was blind�

He told her, "You can see me now, can we get married?"

She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."


With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes.

Wo Choti Choti | Friend Sms


Wo Choti Choti Baton Pe Ruth Jana,
Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhi Satana ,
Wo Kabhi Bhi Padh Kar Na Jana,
Jo Teacher Puche To Topiyan Pehnana,
Wo Class Mai Beth Kay Gappey Lagana,
Wo Ek Dosre Ko Qisse Sunana,
Na Hi Wo Din Rahenge Or Na Phir Laut
Kar Ayenge,
Na Tafreeh,
Na Wo Dost,
Na Wo Batain :-(
Agar Kuch Reh Jayega To Bus Yaadain :-
( !!
Dedicated To All My Old & New Frnds..
Miss you Kambakhto ;-) !!'

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Ladayi | Funny Sms


Teen bachcho wali vidhwa ne
teen
bachcho wale aadmi se shadi kar
li,
.
.
unke bhi teen bachche huye..
.
.
Ek din ghar mein bachchon ki
zabardast ladai hui,
biwi ne husband kophone kiya,
jaldi
ghar aao, tumhare bachche aur
mere
bachche milkar hamare bachchon
ko
maar rahe hain...

Painfull Story | Very Sad


Painfull Story:
A Guy had cancer & had only 30 days left.
He liked a girl,
working in a CD shop
BUT
never told her abt his LOVE.
Everyday.
He usd 2 buy a CD just 2 spend sometime with her.
After a month he died.
When the girl went in serch 4 him, his mom told
he died due 2.
Cancer & took 2 his room, Ver she saw al
the CD's unopened & the girl started crying
U knw y
Bcoz she had Love letters 4 him inside CD's
Both loved each other bt never expressed.
So always Be FRANK

As Beautiful As Ever | Very True


One day, a young guy and a
young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor
family. The girl’s parents weren’t
too happy.
So the young man decided not
only to court the girl but to court
her parents as well. In time, the
parents saw that he was a good
man and was worthy of their
daughter’s hand.
But there was another problem:
The man was a soldier. Soon, war
broke out and he was being sent
overseas for a year. The week
before he left, the man knelt on
his knee and asked his lady love,
“Will you marry me?” She wiped
a tear, said yes, and they were
engaged. They agreed that when
he got back in one year, they
would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days
after he left, the girl had a major
vehicular accident. It was a head-
on collision.
When she woke up in the
hospital, she saw her father and
mother crying. Immediately, she
knew there was something
wrong.
She later found out that she
suffered brain injury. The part of
her brain that controlled her face
muscles was damaged. Her once
lovely face was now disfigured.
She cried as she saw herself in
the mirror. “Yesterday, I was
beautiful. Today, I’m a monster.”
Her body was also covered with
so many ugly wounds.
Right there and then, she
decided to release her fiancé
from their promise. She knew he
wouldn’t want her anymore. She
would forget about him and
never see him again.
For one year, the soldier wrote
many letters—but she wouldn’t
answer. He phoned her many
times but she wouldn’t return
her calls.
But after one year, the mother
walked into her room and
announced, “He’s back from the
war.”
The girl shouted, “No! Please
don’t tell him about me. Don’t tell
him I’m here!”
The mother said, “He’s getting
married,” and handed her a
wedding invitation.
The girl’s heart sank. She knew
she still loved him—but she had
to forget him now.
With great sadness, she opened
the wedding invitation.
And then she saw her name on
it!
Confused, she asked, “What is
this?”
That was when the young man
entered her room with a
bouquet of flowers. He knelt
beside her and asked, “Will you
marry me?”
The girl covered her face with
her hands and said, “I’m ugly!”
The man said, “Without your
permission, your mother sent me
your photos. When I saw your
photos, I realized that nothing
has changed. You’re still the
person I fell in love. You’re still as
beautiful as ever. Because I love ♥...

Cute Lv Story♥ | Cute Sms

Cute Lv Story♥
Bf: How Are You Swetheart ?
Gf: Not Good :(
Bf: Why? Wat Happened?Gf:I Have Cold . .
Bf: What? How?
Gf: I Had Ice Cream. . Bf: Are You Mad? I HadToldYou Not To Eat IceCream
InThis Rainy Season..
Are You Crazy ? ?
Look Into My Eyes WhatTheHell You Think You Are?
Dont You Have Brain?YouArent A Kid....
Can't You Just TakeCareYourself? Stupid...Idiot....
Gf: Smiled...Hugged Him AndSaid "I LoveYou"

Sweet Love Story: | Heart Breaking


Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents. bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food Walks by foot to the homeinstead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..

Shaktimaan Joke | Funny Joke


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN

NEW BLOCKED PJ's | Funny Sms


NEW BLOCKED PJ's

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
.
Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
.
Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
.
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*gets blocked*
.
Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
.
Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
.
Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
.
Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked*
.
Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G
more...
*BLOCKED*
.
Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi's
forehead.
*Blocked*
.
Girl puts up her status :" waiting for
CHENNAI EXPRESS "…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
.
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*

Monday, 19 August 2013

Boy Vs Girl | Funny Troll

Boy Vs Girl | Funny Troll
Boy Vs Girl | Funny Troll

Thursday, 15 August 2013

Meri mohabbat ka aisa haal hua | Love Shayari

Meri mohabbat ka aisa haal hua
Ki kisi se bya na kar paya...
Uski yaado ne na jine diya aur na
zmane ke dar se mar paya...
Chalti hai jaha teri baat
Mai chup sa ho jata hu...
Tere diye zakhmo ko mai
Kisi ko dikha bhi nhi pata hu...
Karunga teri badnami to
Log mujhe pe hasenge...
Is bewafa ke liye
Chhoda tha tumne hame
Mere apne mujhe aisa kahenge...
Isi liye dard-e-dil ko dba ke rakha hai.
Tere baad maine
Teri yado ko apna bna ke rakha hai.
Mujhe maloom hai tu ab tak mere
Naam ko bhi bhula chuki hogi...
'Wo to ek pagal tha
Mar gya hoga meri yaad me'
Aisa apne dil ko smjha chuki hogi...
Na jane fir kyu tu mujhse bhulayi nhi jati.
Tujhe to aati nhi
Fir na jane kYU mujhe teri
Itni yaad hai aati...

Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi. | Shayari


Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....

Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?

Khuda Bola:
Use Yaar Bnane Ki Galti Bhi Teri Thi.
Us Par Yakeen Karne Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha...

Use Kyu Gham Hoga Tere Jane Ka?

Sacha Pyaar Uska Nhi..
Sacha Pyaar To Sirf Tera Tha.

Kamina Dost | Funny Troll

Kamina Dost | Funny Troll
Kamina Dost | Funny Troll

HEART TOUCHING STORY. | Story Sms


HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.


Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Arz kiya Hai | Funny Facebook Troll


Peter Parker | Facebook Troll

Peter Parker | Facebook Troll
Peter Parker | Facebook Troll

Saturday, 3 August 2013

Dada-One | Funny Troll

Dada-One | Funny Troll
Dada-One | Funny Troll

Bournvita Piyenge!! | Funny Troll

Bournvita Piyenge!! | Funny Troll
Bournvita Piyenge!! | Funny Troll

Important Read This | Very True

Important Read This | Very True
Important Read This | Very True

You Get a Haircut | Funny Troll

You Get a Haircut | Funny Troll
You Get a Haircut | Funny Troll

Close Enough !!! | Funny Troll

Close Enough !!! | Funny Troll
Close Enough !!! | Funny Troll


Masterji !! | Funny Troll

Masterji !! | Funny Troll
Masterji !! | Funny Troll

Yo Yo Honey Singh !!! | Funny Troll

Yo Yo Honey Singh !!! | Funny Troll
Yo Yo Honey Singh !!! | Funny Troll

Time Pass Karlo !! | Facebook Troll

Time Pass Karlo !! | Facebook Troll
Time Pass Karlo !! | Facebook Troll

Student Rocks Teacher Shock!!!!!!!!



Teacher:” What will u do after growng up.. ??. Student:” Facebooking . . Teacher:” No! I mean what will u Become…??. . Student:” Admin of facebook pages . . Teacher:” O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up…??. . Student:” Facebook Admin Rights . . Teacher:” Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents…??. . Student:” I create a page for them on facebooK. “I Luv Mom n Dad.. . . Teacher:” Stupid! What do ur parents want from U…?? Student:” My facebook password.. . . Teacher:” Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??. . Student:” Facebook but never face a book.. Student Rocks…. teacher shock…

Friday, 2 August 2013

Ramesh And Suresh | Funny Troll

Ramesh And Suresh | Funny Troll
Ramesh And Suresh | Funny Troll

Disco Dewaane | Funny Troll

Disco Dewaane | Funny Troll
Disco Dewaane | Funny Troll

Doing Engineering | Facebook Troll

Funny Status | Facebook Troll
Funny Status | Facebook Troll

Say Pencil | Facebook Troll

Say Pencil | Facebook Troll
Say Pencil | Facebook Troll

Justin Bieber | Funny Troll

Justin bieber | Funny Troll
Justin bieber | Funny Troll

A Love Story :- True LOVE……. Great LOVE !


A Love Story :- True LOVE……. Great LOVE !
.
A young couple was very much in love
‘n decided to get married.
Some months before marriage, the bride had an accident
and remained with face completely disfigured.
.
She write to her fiance :-
“I can’t marry you, I will stay sharp and ugly forever.
Find another beautiful young woman as you deserve,
because i’m not worthy of you ! ”
.
Few days later, she … received this answer from her fiance :-
” Whoever is truly shamfull is me, i thrust in that following to eye disease,
the doctor just told me that i will stay blind forever !
If despite this, you want to accept me, i still want to marry you ! ”
.
They get married at that time, the fiance was totally blind.
.
They lived 20 years in LOVE, in joy and understanding.
.
She was his guide and became his eyes and light.
.
LOVE has guided into the tunnel of darkness.
.
One day, she became seriously ill and dying, she regretted living him alone in the darkness.
.
The day she died, he opened his eyes to the astonishment of all… !!
.
” I was not blind, he said…
I pretended that i was blind, for distressed her in the thought that
i will see her face disfigured. Now my LOVE based on her ! ”
.
MORAL :- TRUE LOVE SEES BEYOND PHYSICAL BEAUTY,
BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS SEEN WITH THE HEART ♥ ♥ ~

Engineer's Clock | Facebook Troll

Engineer's Clock | Facebook Troll
Engineer's Clock | Facebook Troll

Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Do What Will I Tell You | Funny Troll

Do What Will I Tell You | Funny Troll
Do What Will I Tell You | Funny Troll

Revital Mera Bharosa | funny Troll

Revital Mera Bharosa | funny Troll
Revital Mera Bharosa | funny Troll

Imran Khan VS Imraan Hashmi | Cricket Joke

Imran Khan VS Imraan Hashmi | Cricket Joke
Imran Khan VS Imraan Hashmi | Cricket Joke

An Engineer | Ghajini

An Engineer | Ghajini
An Engineer | Ghajini

Dirty Mind | Funny Image

Dirty Mind
Dirty Mind

Monday, 29 July 2013

Always Check Your Surroundings | Funny Troll

Always Check Your Surroundings

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Junior Sanjay Singhaniya | Funny troll

Junior Sanjay Singhaniya | Funny troll

BIMARI In Bollywood Style-


BIMARI In Bollywood Style-

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaa Chale= FEVER

2. Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi =HEART ATTACK

3. Judaa Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai =PET KHARAB

4. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai =ACIDITY

5. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu =MOTIYABIND

6. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= LOW MEMORY

7. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole = MIRGi.@

Chemistry | Funny Joke


Na Chmistry hoti na main
Student hota
Na yeah Lab hoti Na Yeah
Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar
Ek Larki Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube
Jaisi
Batoon main Us ki Glucose ki
Mithas thi
Sansoon main Eter ki
Khushboo bhi sath thi
Ankhoon se jhalakta tha kuch
is
Tarah ka Payar
Bin Piye hi ho jata Tha Alcohol
ka Khumar Benzene sa hota tha Uski
Presence ka Ehsas
Andhere main hota tha
Radium
ka Abhas
Nazrain milien, reaction huwa Kuch is tarah Love ka
Production
huwa
Lagne lagay Us ke Ghar ke
Chakar aisay
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron
hoon jaisay
Us din hamaray Test ka
Confirmation huwa
Jab us ke dady se hamara
Introduction huwa Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay
Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise
Sodium
Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi
Gold
ke saath
Ye sun ker Tuta hamaray
Armanoon Bhara Beaker Aur hum Chup rahay
Benzeldehyde ka Karwa
Ghoont
pee ker
Ab us ki yadoon ke siwa
hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamaray Dil ke
siwa kuch jalta na tha
Zindagi ho gaye Unsaturated
Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur hum phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah.

Arz Kiya Hai | Funny Shayari


Arz kiya hai..

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,

Basically your concepts are not clear..
.
Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao
khud jaan jaao..

.
Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM prati leter..
.
Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar
Deewana..

Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group
jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..

Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,

Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..

Yeh wala last pakka,

Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist,

Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaan maaro".. :S

4 Student | Funny Joke


4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nhi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 Plan Banaya
Or Wo Agle Din Prncpl Ko Bole,
Sir, Hum Shadi Me Gye The,
Raste Me Gadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gya,
Hum Sari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rahe,
Is Lye Padh Nhi Sake,
Prncpl Ne Man Lya Or Unhe 1 Din
Ka Tym Dya, 1 Din Bad Unhe 4 Alag-Alag
Rooms Me Bithaya Or Tino Ko Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha?
1-Front Right
2-Front Left
3-Back Right
4-Back Left
Note: Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Paas.:p

Boy Rock Girl Shock !! | Boy And Girl Joke


Ek ladka scooty par ja raha tha .
.
scooty ka typre bhains k goobar per chale gaye
.
Pass he kuch ladkiya khadi the
.
Uhno ni taliya baja kar bola : happy birthday to you.
.
Tho ladka bola happy birthday bol ne si kuch nahi hoga
.
Cake tho khana padega.
.
Boy rock . Girl shock