Meri mohabbat ka aisa haal hua | Love Shayari

Meri mohabbat ka aisa haal hua
Ki kisi se bya na kar paya...
Uski yaado ne na jine diya aur na
zmane ke dar se mar paya...
Chalti hai jaha teri baat
Mai chup sa ho jata hu...
Tere diye zakhmo ko mai
Kisi ko dikha bhi nhi pata hu...
Karunga teri badnami to
Log mujhe pe hasenge...
Is bewafa ke liye
Chhoda tha tumne hame
Mere apne mujhe aisa kahenge...
Isi liye dard-e-dil ko dba ke rakha hai.
Tere baad maine
Teri yado ko apna bna ke rakha hai.
Mujhe maloom hai tu ab tak mere
Naam ko bhi bhula chuki hogi...
'Wo to ek pagal tha
Mar gya hoga meri yaad me'
Aisa apne dil ko smjha chuki hogi...
Na jane fir kyu tu mujhse bhulayi nhi jati.
Tujhe to aati nhi
Fir na jane kYU mujhe teri
Itni yaad hai aati...

Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi. | Shayari

Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....

Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?

Khuda Bola:
Use Yaar Bnane Ki Galti Bhi Teri Thi.
Us Par Yakeen Karne Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha...

Use Kyu Gham Hoga Tere Jane Ka?

Sacha Pyaar Uska Nhi..
Sacha Pyaar To Sirf Tera Tha.

Arz Kiya Hai | Funny Shayari

Arz kiya hai..

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,

Basically your concepts are not clear..
.
Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao
khud jaan jaao..

.
Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM prati leter..
.
Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar
Deewana..

Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group
jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..

Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,

Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..

Yeh wala last pakka,

Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist,

Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaan maaro".. :S

Sad Good Night Shayari

Dard aapke intezar ka hum chup chap sehte hain
Kyunki aap har pal hamare dil mein rehte hain
Na jane hume nind aayegi bhi ke nahi lakin
Aap thik se so sako isliye aapko Good Night kehte hain…

Engineer

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Parodies Of Popular Bollywood Song

ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………
aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..

MODIFIED :
Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….
aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………

ORIGINAL :
Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….
tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………
ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….

MODIFIED :
Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..
machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………
ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….
Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..

ORIGINAL:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar………….
mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela ………….
tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r…….

MODIFIED:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar………….
tune dil mera tooda …………maine Fevicol se jooda ………….
tere yaad mein mare Machaar…..r..r..r..r…….

ORIGINAL:
Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon……..mera dil dewana bole
ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………
gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..

MODIFIED:
Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole
chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………
khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
chOle…..chOle
…..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……

Sad story

Saawan ka mausam tha

Poonam ki raat thi

Mein uske paas tha

Woh mere karib thi

Phir woh mere paas aayi

Aur thodi si ghabraayi

Jab maine uska haath pakada

Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye

Jise duniya ki

Koi taakat na tod paaye

Meri khushi ka andaaza

Lagana mushkil tha

Par iske aage jo hua

Woh batana bhi mushkil tha

Usne mera haath

Haatho mein lekar kaha

Yeh toh janam janmo

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya

Woh Saawan ka mausam

Woh poonam ki raat

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai

Scooter pe pyaar

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

Ye Garmi

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Paper ho par result na aye…….
Class ho par teacher na aye……
Bus me baithe par college na jaye…….
Picnic jae aur vapas na aye……
Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye…….
Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae……
Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jae……
Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae…..
Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jae……
Barish me bhige aur joor se gana gaye…….
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche ban jaye…….
Bheed se dur yuhi duniya banae……
Sari jindgi bas yuhi kat jae……..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jae………
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae.. !