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Monday, 25 February 2013

Height Of Addiction


Height of FB :p

A boy's fb status: I am online on
fb during lecture... Haha haha.
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Comment frm his prof: Get out of
d class now.
. Dean liked d comment !
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Frnd commented: Jaldi aa yaar
cafe main fit Mahoul hai,
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Gate Keeper's comment: Saab pehle idar aa ke apni bike lock
kardain!
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Mom commented: Nalayak class
nahi padai nhi toh sabzi le ke
seedha ghr waapis aa, .
Dad commented: Deklo apnay
betay ki harkatain,
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GF commented: I hate u !
Mujhse kaha tha daadi hosptl main hain mil nai sakta.
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Daadi commented: manhooouuusss
tu ghar aa bataati hu tujhey.
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Boy : Oh God!!!! Kill Me :(. :p

Thursday, 21 February 2013

I Me Aur Main (2013) Movie And Song Download

I Me Aur Main Official  tailor Release  
















Movie Cast : John Abraham, Chitrangda Singh, Prachi Desai, Zarina Wahab, Mini Mathur, Raima Sen
Music Composer : Pritam Chakraborty, Sachin, Jigar, Gourav Dasgupta
Lyric's Writter : Nilesh Mishra, Mayur Puri, Manthan
Movie Director : Kapil Sharma
Movie Producer : Goldie Behl, Shrishti Arya, John Abraham
Movie Release Year : March 1, 2013

About The Movie "I Me Aur Main"
I Me Aur Main is an upcoming Hindi film starring John Abraham who plays the role of Ishaan- a charismatic, good-looking music producer from Mumbai. He lives a sheltered existence, is the centre of his life, the apple of his mother's (Zarina Wahab) eye, always protected by his elder sister Shivani (Mini Mathur) and stays at his girlfriend Anushka's (Chitrangda Singh's) house. He takes them all for granted! One day his life falls apart like a house of cards. At this point, his new neighbour Gauri (Prachi Desai) comes into his life and from her he learns the importance of relationships. He starts taking initiatives towards mending and maintaining his past relationships. Ishaan begins to truly fall in love with Gauri. There comes a point when he has to make a choice between his love that made him a better person or being a better person by taking responsibility of the actions he has done in the past

Keep Visiting This Site we will upload download link with in a day of release of I Me Aur Main


Adult Joke On 69!


Teacher To 6 yr old Student in a Viva ....
Count 1-100
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Student:1,2,3,4,5,6,7......35,36,37,38,39......67,68,69 (and stops)

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Teacher: Wt Comes After 69 ?

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Student : MOUTHWASH ....

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

I'm A Back Bench Student!!!!


I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.

I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.

World Can't Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.

I Don't Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.

I'm Da Rarest Race On Earth..

Meet Me

I'm A Back Bench Student!!!!

Funny Kiss Day SMS


Valentine Day Offer ♥ Get Rs 20 Recharge Free ♥ Valid till 14 february

kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
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but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .

Funny Kiss Day SMS


Khatarnaak Moment Kiss day
Special :P
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend....
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Valentine Day Offer ♥ Get Rs 20 Recharge Free ♥ Valid till 14 february .
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Boy - Thank u baby..
4 give me ur chewing gum.. .
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Girl - This is not chewing gummy
love,
I’m suffering from cough! :D 
hahahaah

Saturday, 9 February 2013

Funny Indian Dance Must watch!!!


In this Video there guys who are drunk badly and they were dancing like devil you must watch it because after watching you will feel that you have seen everything in life and your stomach will start ache due to excessive dose of laughter and i feel it is most funny dance video i ever seen in my life . These drunken guys will take you to the planet of laughter .
Dance like that no one watching they  took it seriously :) must watch!!!

Brain Test


Female Brain or a Male Brain - TEST

Well do you have a male brain or a
female brain?

Check this...!

This is called the quick eye exam!

Quick Eye Exam...

This will blow your mind...!

Just do it - don't cheat!!!

Try this its actually quite good. But
don't cheat!

Count the number of F's in the
following text in 15 seconds:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEAR

Managed
it?

Scroll down only after you have
counted them!

OK?

How many?

Three? (You r definitely male!!!)

Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

The
reasoning is ...

The MALE brain cannot process the
word "OF".

Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the
first go has a brain of a Female

You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl
near you to work it out...

Double Meaning Joke


kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera

Dil

Shaktiman Joke

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Confused Dirty Mind Ye toh Shaktiman Ki Aane ki Awaz Hai =))

=D

Beggar Joke


Beggar:Give me food.
Man: I'll give U Vodka.
Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
Man: I'll give U cigarettes.
Beggar: I don't smoke.
Man: I'll take U to race.
Beggar: I don't gamble.
Man: I'll get U girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my house.
Begger: why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they

don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE...:P
LoL..:D