Girls V/s Boys

Girls V/s Boys

Boy : Agar paratha aur pizza ko 10th floor se ek saath niche fekenge to dono mese pehle kon niche girega...??
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Girl : paratha
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Boy : ha ha....wrong , Pizza girega.!
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Girl : kese ??
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Boy : kyun ki Pizza fast food hai. :P=D :P:D

Maths Ki Story

Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.

Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.

Aur

Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi

Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)

Boys k Top 10 Jhoot!!

Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!!
1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai
(jhoota:)
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri
pasand ho..
(Astagfirullah :)
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn
( Larke ka m0bile silent? :)
4. mom ki call ha jani
(Had hogai:-)
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi.
(jho0t m0ot wali :)
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi..
(bhagne walon k :)
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :)
8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain..
(sirf shadi se pehle tak :)
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta..
(taubA kro :)
10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha
rahunga..! :-D
(pure ek haftey tak :)

How Fast Can You Guess The Words

How fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x

Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six

You got all 6 wrong..!! :

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students

Santa And Banta

Santa-Ye naya mobile kb liya tune???
Banta-Liya nahi,G.F ka uthaya hai.
Santa-kyon ????
Banta=Wo roz kehti hai ki tum mera phone nahi uthate.aaj moka dekh k utha liya :-)

Dono Sawalon Ka Jawab Ek Hi Hona Chahiye

Challange For You.
Fill in the Blanks Lekin Yaad Rahy
Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Eik Hi Hona Chahiye.

1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.

1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.

1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.

Reply Fast.

Answers:
1.Gala
2.Kata
3.Poori

Funny Ques!!

Funny Riddles:

-What Is More Useful After It Is Broken?
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An Egg

-Which Is The Most Shocking City?

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Electri-City

-Name Two Things You Can Never Eat Before Breakfast?

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Dinner & Lunch

-How Many Men Were Born In Europe?

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None, Only Babies Were Born

-If Your Clock Strikes 13, What Times It Is?

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Time To Buy A New Clock

Murgi ki Paheli

 Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.

Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai

Solve This Puzzle :

Solve This Puzzle : 

When Bullet Was Fired On Dog, 

Tiger Died. 

Why??? 

Think 

.. ? 

.. ? 

B?Coz Dog?S Name Was Tiger . 

Improve Ur Knowledge Yaar. 

Apki Underwear Me Kya Hai??

Apki Underwear Me Kya Hai?





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Elastic Hi Hoga,Naare Wali Kon Pehanta Hai Aj Kal.

If A Baby Is Born In Africa

If A Baby Is Born In Africa...
Wh8 Will B The Color Of The Baby's Teeth ?















Why U Waste This Much Time !
How Will A New Born Baby Have Teeth

Confusing Question

B Elow Are Four (4) Questions And A Bonus Question. You Have To Answer Them Instantly. You Can't Take Your Time, Answer All Of Them Immediately . OK?
Let's Find Out Just How Clever You Really Are....
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You Are Partinipating In A Race. You Overtake The Second Person. What Position Are You In ?

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Answer: If You Answered That You Are First, Then You Are Absolutely Wrong! If You Overtake The Second Person, You Take His Place, So You Are Second!

Try Not To Screw Up Next Time.

Now Answer The Second Question, But Don't Take As Much Time As You Took For The First One, OK ?


Second Question:

If You Overtake The Last Person, Then You Are...?
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Answer: If You Answered That You Are Second To Last, Then You Are Wrong Again. Tell Me, How Can You Overtake The LAST Person ?
You're Not Very Good At This, Are You ?




Third Question:
Very Tricky Arithmetic ! Note: This Must Be Done In Your Head Only .
Do NOT Use Paper And Pencil Or A Calculator. Try It.
Take 1000 And Add 40 To It. Now Add Another 1000. Now Add 30 .
Add Another 1000. Now Add 20. Now Add Another 1000.
Now Add 10. What Is The Total ?
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Did You Get 5000 ?

The Correct Answer Is Actually 4100.
If You Don't Believe It, Check It With A Calculator !

Today Is Definitely Not Your Day, Is It ? Maybe You'll Get The Last Question Right.... ...Maybe.....

Fourth Question:
Mary's Father Has Five Daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What Is The Name Of The Fifth Daughter ?
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Did You Answer Nunu?

NO ! Of Course It Isn't. Her Name Is Mary. Read The Question Again !

Okay, Now The Bonus Round:

A Mute Person Goes Into A Shop And Wants To Buy A Toothbrush. By Imitating The Action Of Brushing His Teeth He Successfully Expresses Himself To The Shopkeeper And The Purchase Is Done.

Next, A Blind Man Comes Into The Shop Who Wants To Buy A Pair Of Sunglasses; How Does HE Indicate What He Wants ?

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He Just Has To Open His Mouth And Ask... It's Really Very Simple.... Like You !

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

1 Student College Mai Admision Lene Gya.

1 Student College Mai Admision Lene Gya.

Test Lene Wale Ne Kaha: Mai Tum Se 1 Mushkil Swal Poochun Ya 10 Aasaan Swal?

Student: 1 Mushkil Swal

Teacher: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hy Ya Raat?

Student: Din

Teachr: Wo Kese?

Studet: Excuse Me Sir! Ye Aap Ne Doosra Sawal Pooch Lia Hy:D

Full Inteligent. .

Do You Know A Lot Of People Ask Stupid Questions??

Do You Know A Lot Of People Ask Stupid Questions??
> 10 Most Stupid Questions' People Usually Ask In
> Obvious Situations And
> Some Equally Stupid Answers.
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> 1. At The Movies: When You Meet Acquaintances/Friends...
> Stupid Question:- Hey, What Are You Doing Here?
> Answer:- Don't U Know, I Sell Tickets In Black Over
> Here..
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> 2. In The Bus: A Heavy Lady Wearing Pointed High Heeled Shoes Steps On
> Your Feet...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry, Did That Hurt?
> Answer:- No, Not At All, I'm On Local Anesthesia.....
> Why Don't You Try Again.
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> 3. At A Funeral: One Of The Teary Eyed People Ask...
> Stupid Question:- Why, Why Him, Of All People.
> Answer:- Why? Would It Rather Have Been You?
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> 4. At A Restaurant: When You Ask The Waiter
> Stupid Question:- Is The 'Paneer Butter Masala' Dish Good??
> Answer:- No, Its Terrible And Made Of Adulterated
> Cement. We Occasionally Also Spit In It.
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> 5. At A Family Get-Together: When Some Distant Aunt Meets You After
> Years...
> Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, You've Become So Big.
> Answer:- Well You Haven't Particularly Shrunk
> Yourself.
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> 6. When A Friend Announces Her Wedding, And You Ask...
> Stupid Question:- Is The Guy You're Marrying Good?
> Answer:- No, He's A Miserable Wife Beating,
> Insensitive Lout...It's Just
> The Money.
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> 7. When You Get Woken Up At Midnight By A Phone Call...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were You Sleeping?
> Answer:- No. I Was Doing Research On Whether The Zulu Tribes In Africa
> Marry Or Not. And You Thought I Was Sleeping.... You
> Dumb Witted Moron.
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> 8. When You See A Friend/Colleague With Evidently Shorter Hair...
> Stupid Question:- Hey Have You Had A Haircut?
> Answer:- No, Its Autumn And I'm Shedding......
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> 10. You Are Smoking A Cigarette And A Cute Woman Asks...
> Stupid Question:- Oh, So You Smoke.
> Answer:- Gosh, It's A Miracle ............It Was A Piece Of Chalk And
> Now It's In Flames!!!