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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Wo Mujhe Kisi Aur K Liye Chod k Chali Gyi | Love Story

Wo Mujhe Kisi Aur K Liye Chod k Chali Gyi | Love Story

Hi frnds mera nam hai ayan main bhopal ka rhene vala hu aur meri girl frnd ka nam hi ankita bat 1 saal phele ki hai jab hum ek sath ek hi college main padte the hum dono bsc kar rhe the hum roz college jate main yahi bhopal ka tha aur vo bhar ki thi to vo hostil main rheti thi ek bar kya hua k main ne dekha ki is k shoo leis khule the to main ne bola k aap k lais khule hai bandh lo nahi to gir jaoge main ne pheli bar us se bat ki thi use meri ye bat itni achchi lagi ki vo mugh se man hi man payr karne lagi thi mughe nahi malum tha ki vo mugh se pyar karti hai ek bar main apni frnd thi arti us se bat kar rha tha aur us ko class ki duari ladki ne bola k ayan to pta nahi arti k sath kya kya kar rha hai use bhut gussa aya lekin us ne kuch nahi bola ek din arti ne mughe btaya ki ankita tum se pyar karti hai main ne mazak main liya ki mugh se koi ladki kese pyar kar sakti hai fir aur bhi kuch logo ne mughe bola k ankita tum se pyar karti hai abhi tak hum dono apas main bat nahi karte the per vo mugh se pyar karti thi fir ek din himmat kar k main ne ankita se bat ki k tum mugh se pyar karti ho aesa sab bol rhe hai kya ye such hai to us ne ha main apna sir hilaya aur vha se chli gai fir main ne kai din tak us ko sirf dekha fir main bhi use pyar karne lga hum dono bhar milte the park main bhut der tak baitha karte the vo mere ghar bhi aai mere ghar valo se mil kar gai tab mere ghar valo ko kuch bhi nahi malum tha fir us k bat humare exam ane vale the to main ne use bola ki hostil chod do vha per tum nhi pad paoge us ne bola ki main ghar bat karungi us ne bat ki to us ki mummy man gai hum dono ne room dekha shuru kar diya fir main ne apne ghar k bagal main use room dilane ka socha to vo man gai kuch din bad vo mere gher rhene a gai hum bhut masti karte hum jha bhi jate sath jate the ek bar main us k room per gya to us ne mughe bola k main tum se bhut pyar karti hu aur itna khe kar vo mere gle lag gai vo kafi der gle lagi rahi fir jab mene us kha k kya hua use dekha to vo ro rahi thi main ne pucha k kyou ro rhe ho to boli k tum mughe kabhi chod kar to nhi jaoge na main ne us se vada kiya aur us k asnu poche aur us ko lips se ek kiss di aur kha k ab main ghar ja rha hu koi kam ho to bula lena lekin main yahi soch rha tha k humari sadi to ho nahi payegi kyou ki vo hindu thi aur main muslim per fir bhi main redy tha us se shadi karne k liye hum bhut khush rhene lge fir ek din mera rishta aya shadi k liye aur ghar valo ne mera rishta vha pakka kar diya main ne kuch nhi bola main ne use kuch nhi btaya fir ek bar jab co humare ghar aai padai karne to meri mummy ne use bta diya tab to us ne kuch nhi bola lekin bad main bhut ro rahi thi fir main ne use samghaya k main sirf tum se pyar karta hu ayr tum se hi sadi karuga fir hum dono k bich kuch duriya a gai isi bat ko le kar fir main main use utna hi pyar karta tha ek din main ne apne ghar valo ko mnane ki koshish ki per vo lo nhi mane fir us ne bhi aesa hi kiya per us k ghar vale bhi nhi mane us ne sucide kar ne ki bhi koshish ki nibd ki dava kha li thi pagal ne main use pyar se sona babu bulata tha vo mughe bebu bulati thi fir us ne faisla liya k hum dono ko alag ho jana chahiye per main ne kai bar use samghane ki koshish ki per vo nahi mani aur vo room chod kar mere ghar se bhut dur shift ho gai main abhi bhi us se utna hi pyar karta tha per shayad mere hi class k ladke k sath use pyar ho gya tha vo dono pas pas hi rhete the use koi bhi problem hoti thi to mughr btati thi per ab nahi btati vo main jab bhi use call karta us ka phone busy jata main puchtha to kheti kuch nahi bas aese hi bat kar rahi thi mughe us ka aesa karna bilkul achcha nahi lagta. tha kai din aese hi nikal gye akhir main us ladke ne ankita ko 15 august ko propose kiya aur us ne us ke prosal ko accpet kar liya jab mughe ye sab malum hua to mere pairo k niche sa zamin nikal gai us ne mughe btaya ki main ne ua ka prosal accept kar liya hai ab ankita us ladke se pyar karti hai usi se bat karti hai vo abhi mere sath hi padti hai mere mere samne bhi sirf usi se bat karti hai main ne kai bat use bola k plz meri life main capus a jao per vo kheti hai ki ye bat liye khe ne k liye tumne bhut der kar di mughe lagta hi ki mughe se hi kahi galti hui hai tabhi to v mughe chod kar chali gai main ne ab dicid kiya hai ki main bopal se is college se kahi dur chla jaunga main ne kai bar apne aap ko marne ki koshish ki hath kat liya fir sahi hua to car se takra kar jaan dene ki koshish ki fir bhi main bach gya pura class mughe hospital milne aya per jiska intezar tha vo nahi aai us ko dekhne k liye main ne ye sab kiya per us ko dekh nahi paya aaj meri sadi ko 5 month bache hai per aaj bhi main ankita se utna hi pyar karta hu aaj bhi chata hu ki vo meri life main vapus a jaye lekin vo nahi man rahi hai meri hone vali wofe ko bhi main ne sab bta diya ki main kisi aur se payr karta hu lekin use pta nahi kya ho gya hai ki mugh se achche se bat bhi nahi karti hai vo aaj 8-sep.2013 ho gai per aaj bhi vo nahi mani maim aj bhi use utna hi pyar karta hu jitna phele karta tha I LOVE U ANKITA. Plz meri life main vapus a jao tum se bhut pyar karta hu kash vo meri life main vapua a jaye ..



Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Batman | Funny Troll

Batman | Funny Troll

Monday, 9 September 2013

Airtel 3G Trick Feb 2013 | Free Recharge


Hello friends. Once again I am here sharing a awesome trick this trick is latest and more important its first 3g trick i have found on internet by using the trick you can enjoy 3G speed Airtel network at just for free on your computer. It  require 3G Airtel data card and properly lock means you haven't unlock it to use another operator service like most the people do due to costly plan of Internet on Airtel.
So friends this post is for you, by using these trick you can enjoy Airtel 3G service at free of cost on your computer.

What You Need
1. Airtel 3G data card/dongle locked.

2. Airtel SIM.

What You Have To DO:

Step 1: Put you Airtel SIM in dongle connected it to the computer
.
Step 2:  Go to Device Manager >Select the Modem/ dongle > Advance . In Advance simply type this
(+cgdcont=1,”IP”,”airtelmms.com” ).

Step 3: Create a Dial-up connection.

Step 4: It will connected but there will be network access.

Step 5: Go to connect it you will see connected.

Step 6: Right click on connected and click on properties.

Step 7: Go to network tab and check all the checkboxes.

Step 8:click on internet protocol version.

(TCP/IP)
Step 9: click on propeties.

Step 10: select the following DNS server.

Adresses
Step 11: Enter any free DNS server.
156.154.70.1

202.138.96.3

Step 12: Click ok.

Step13: Then again Click ok.

Step 14: A message will appear "Setting will take palce next time you dial it" click ok.

Step 15: Again connect after Disconnecting.
Now your Internet is free!!
 Comment below to let us know that whether trick worked for you or not..

Vodafone GPRS and Free Minutes Trick



This time we are going to post some useful recharge tips for and this post will be really helpful for you if your Vodafone customer because the three tips we are going top post will only work if your operator is Vodafone. The first trick will be about free GPRS data on Vodafone for I month and You can access the Facebook twitter and email without deduction in balance  The tricks are so easy what you have to do just type a message and send it and get the benefits and most important they all are less risky means to say they are promotional offer by Vodafone. This trick are working for all Indian Vodafone customer


1.Get The Free Internet For 1 Month:

It is just a simple trick to get the free internet for 1 month. having these steps which to be follow.
Step 1: Open The Create message

Step 2: Type ACT MI198

Step 3: Send it to 144

Step 4: Enjoy!!!

Now you will get a confirmation message from Vodafone
 that the service will be activated within 24 hour

GET 10 RS INSTANTLY

2.Access the Free Facebook,Twitter And Email:
Here you can access the social sites at free of cost and mailing to the person.The steps to be performed are:

Step 1: Just Dial *325#(free)

Step 2: You will get the options to subscribe fb,twitter Email or combo(fb+twitter+email) type your option number

Step 3: Like For Facebook Now You get the message from Vodafone to send the username and password to 50505 for register

Step 4: Now you access any one at free of cost Enjoy!!!


3.Get Free STD and Local Vodafone Minutes:
 Through this trick you will get the STD and Local Vodafone minutes.For this trick you have to follow these steps

Step 1: Just Dial *121*42#(free)

Step 2: This will ask to enter the code then enter 2 as a code

Step 3: You will get the minutes and confirmation message.

Step 4: Enjoy!!!

Keep visiting for latest tricks..

I Bet You Didn't Notice | Funny Troll

I Bet You Didn't Notice | Funny Troll

Friday, 6 September 2013

Chutiya Fact | Funny


Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Aap Chutiya Hai | Real Fact


Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Tusshar Kapoor | Funny !!!!!

Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw tusshar kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki, Aap Chutiye Hain

CID | Chutiya Hai


Agar CID dekhte dekhte aap khud aapne aap ko ACP samajh ke case solve karne lag jaate hoo toh kasam daya ke thappad ki Aap Chutiye Hain !!!

Buri Baat Hai | Funny Sms


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par
AIR INDIA
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FLIGHT #9
ke
Plane
Ki
SEAT #52
par
Baithe
PASSENGER
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saath
Mein
Khadi
AIR HOSTESS
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BOY FRIEND
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ghar
k
BED ROOM
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ATTACH
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RIGHT
SIDE
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STUDENT
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MEIN
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ENGLISH
KI
BOOK
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PAGE #57
KI
LINE #10
MEIN
LIKHA
THA
KI
DOOSRON
KA
TIME WASTE
KARNA
BURI BAAT HAI........
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