| ♥ Laws Of Life :P ♥ |

1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone
2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch
3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner
4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire
5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings
6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don't Want To Be Seen With
7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will
8) Law Of Biomechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach
9) Theatre Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last
10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold
11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One