Laws Of Life

| ? Laws Of Life :p ? |
1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one