Arz Kiya Hai | Funny Shayari

Arz kiya hai..

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,

Basically your concepts are not clear..
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Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao
khud jaan jaao..

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Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM prati leter..
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Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar
Deewana..

Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group
jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..

Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,

Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..

Yeh wala last pakka,

Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist,

Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaan maaro".. :S