Do What Will I Tell You | Funny Troll

Do What Will I Tell You | Funny Troll

Revital Mera Bharosa | funny Troll

Revital Mera Bharosa | funny Troll

Imran Khan VS Imraan Hashmi | Cricket Joke

Imran Khan VS Imraan Hashmi | Cricket Joke

An Engineer | Ghajini

An Engineer | Ghajini

Dirty Mind | Funny Image

Dirty Mind

Always Check Your Surroundings | Funny Troll

Always Check Your Surroundings

Junior Sanjay Singhaniya | Funny troll

Junior Sanjay Singhaniya | Funny troll

BIMARI In Bollywood Style-

BIMARI In Bollywood Style-

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaa Chale= FEVER

2. Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi =HEART ATTACK

3. Judaa Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai =PET KHARAB

4. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai =ACIDITY

5. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu =MOTIYABIND

6. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= LOW MEMORY

7. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole = MIRGi.@

Chemistry | Funny Joke

Na Chmistry hoti na main
Student hota
Na yeah Lab hoti Na Yeah
Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar
Ek Larki Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube
Jaisi
Batoon main Us ki Glucose ki
Mithas thi
Sansoon main Eter ki
Khushboo bhi sath thi
Ankhoon se jhalakta tha kuch
is
Tarah ka Payar
Bin Piye hi ho jata Tha Alcohol
ka Khumar Benzene sa hota tha Uski
Presence ka Ehsas
Andhere main hota tha
Radium
ka Abhas
Nazrain milien, reaction huwa Kuch is tarah Love ka
Production
huwa
Lagne lagay Us ke Ghar ke
Chakar aisay
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron
hoon jaisay
Us din hamaray Test ka
Confirmation huwa
Jab us ke dady se hamara
Introduction huwa Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay
Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise
Sodium
Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi
Gold
ke saath
Ye sun ker Tuta hamaray
Armanoon Bhara Beaker Aur hum Chup rahay
Benzeldehyde ka Karwa
Ghoont
pee ker
Ab us ki yadoon ke siwa
hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamaray Dil ke
siwa kuch jalta na tha
Zindagi ho gaye Unsaturated
Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur hum phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah.

Arz Kiya Hai | Funny Shayari

Arz kiya hai..

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,

Basically your concepts are not clear..
.
Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao
khud jaan jaao..

.
Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM prati leter..
.
Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar
Deewana..

Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group
jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..

Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,

Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..

Yeh wala last pakka,

Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist,

Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaan maaro".. :S

4 Student | Funny Joke

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nhi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 Plan Banaya
Or Wo Agle Din Prncpl Ko Bole,
Sir, Hum Shadi Me Gye The,
Raste Me Gadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gya,
Hum Sari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rahe,
Is Lye Padh Nhi Sake,
Prncpl Ne Man Lya Or Unhe 1 Din
Ka Tym Dya, 1 Din Bad Unhe 4 Alag-Alag
Rooms Me Bithaya Or Tino Ko Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha?
1-Front Right
2-Front Left
3-Back Right
4-Back Left
Note: Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Paas.:p

Boy Rock Girl Shock !! | Boy And Girl Joke

Ek ladka scooty par ja raha tha .
.
scooty ka typre bhains k goobar per chale gaye
.
Pass he kuch ladkiya khadi the
.
Uhno ni taliya baja kar bola : happy birthday to you.
.
Tho ladka bola happy birthday bol ne si kuch nahi hoga
.
Cake tho khana padega.
.
Boy rock . Girl shock

3 Idiots Facebook Version | Fuuny Facebook status

3 Idiots Facebook Version........  must read
.
Aamir Khan *Smiling*
Teacher:" Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai ??
.
Aamir Khan:" Bahot Dino se FB
Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,,
aaj Ban gya hu,, bahot maza aa rha hai..
.
.
Teacher:" jyada Maze Lene Ki
Zarurat nahi hai.... ok Tellme What is a Post ??
.
Aamir Khan Anything that is
posted on Facebook is Post Sir..
Teacher:" Can you Please elaborate ??
Aamir Khan:" Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai wo post hai sir..
Ghumne gye toh photo daal diya!!
Post hai Sir..
Match dekha
Score daal diya!!! Post hai Sir..
Sir actually hum post se ghire huye
hai sir..
Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!!
Sab post hai sir Ek
second me Comment, ek second me like!
Comment-like comment-like..
Teacher:" Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge??
Comment-like
comment-like..
Hey chatur tum batao??
.
.
Chatur:" Pictures, texts or Videos
posted through Mobile or Tablet
or laptop or desktop via Different Operating system using Internet
on Facebook is called a Post..
Teacher:" excellent..
Aamir Khan:" par sir maine bhi toh wo hai bola seedhe shabdo
mein..
Teacher:" Seedhe shabdo me karna
hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano..:-@
Aamir Khan:" Par sir dusre admin bhi toh..
Teacher:" Get out!
Aamir Khan:" why sir ??
Teacher:" Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye..
.
.
*Aamir Khan goes out and Comes Back*
.
Teacher:" kya hua ??
Aamir Khan:" kuch Bhul gya tha sir..
Teacher:" Kya ??
Aamir Khan:" An Utility button given us to protect our Private data..
i.e pictures, messages or personal Information for being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else..
Teacher:" kehna kya chahte ho ??
Aamir Khan:" logout sir..
Logout karna bhool gya tha..
Teacher:" seedha seedha nai bol sakte the.. ??
Aamir Khan:" thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya..

My Weird Incidents | 18+ Confessions

well its my weird incidents i like to share!

I was caught by a police ,when i was kissing my gf in park ,they took 2000 bucks from me 

and once ,i was doing foreplay wid my gf in a vacant compound in a mall in noida ,there a staff member caught me ,there was a lil hustle bustle btwn us ,but finally i was left aftr payng 500 bucks 

once my hod called my parents ,so i made a fake brother andtook him in front of hod!

Next time when my parents went to meet him ,he said last time his brother came ,mum was shocked and told hod that he is a single child of ours ,kya waat lagi thi us time ,buri wali aaj vi yaad hai !$

and this is final one...

I jumped in girls hostel of my clg at 12 am just to wish happy bday to my gf 

and was caught..

Ashiqui 3..Song | Ashiqui 3 Song trolled

Ashiqui 3..Song | Ashiqui 3 Song trolled

Tu hi ye mujh ko bata de facebook chalau main ya na
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,aaau main ya na
Apna tu phone number bata de, call lagau  main ya na
Khaana tu rakh  de paka ke, khau main ya na
Itna bata de mujh ko kab milne aau tujhko..ab hota nahi intezaaar
tu hi ye mujh ko bata de..koi dusri pataau main  ya naaa.

CID In Desi Style

CID In Desi Style

OH MY GOD YE TOH PHONE HAI

Achha Achha!! Saanu Lageya Fridge Wa

Talaash logic.

Talaash Logic

Talaash Logic
In Talaash,Ghost Of Kareena Can Touch Anything.She Can Open Door,Change Cloths And Do Other Stuff Then Why Didn't She Takes a Gun And Shoot Her Killers???

Daya Kuch Samjhe ???? | CID Funny Troll

CID Funny Troll

Laws Of Life

| ? Laws Of Life :p ? |
1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one