Beggar Joke

Beggar:Give me food.
Man: I'll give U Vodka.
Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
Man: I'll give U cigarettes.
Beggar: I don't smoke.
Man: I'll take U to race.
Beggar: I don't gamble.
Man: I'll get U girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my house.
Begger: why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they

don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE...:P
LoL..:D