"MIDNIGHT POST " LONG BUT MUST READ......

"MIDNIGHT POST "
LONG BUT MUST READ......
Girlfriend called her bf at mid-nite
Gf : Hello Dear
Bf : Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh
...
...
...
pakaane)
Gf : kya kar rahe ho..?
Bf : kuch nahi (pakode talraha hu )
Gf : batao na..?
Bf : kuch nahi dear( aadhi raat ko kya
karte he..! )
Gf : neend nahi aa rahi thi socha
chalo call kar lu
Bf : achha kiya(kamini kal exam he fail
karwa kerahegi )
Gf : hello koi gana sunaona bore ho
rahi
hu
Bf : na yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya or 12 baje k
baad to radio channel bhi bnd
hojate he )
Gf : plz sunao na......
Bf : kal pakka ( uff iski
aisi ki taisi )
Gf : na mujhe aaj hi sunna he
if ulv me den u vl sing 4me
Bf : time kya ho raha he..? dear (ye
marwa k hi rahegi )
Gf : 12:30
Bf : or kal mera paper he
Gf : tumne to bola
tha ki tumhara sb ready he
Bf : haan (agr nahi bolta to teri
bakwas kon sunta)
Gf : ok to fir sunao na
Bf : par gane k bad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta
to jhelna to padega hi )
Gf : kyu kisi or ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
Bf : nhn darling (ye lo saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
Gf : fir kyu bol rahe ho rakhne ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call
nahi aayegi....
Bf : teri kasam (itni raat ko to
aadmi wrong number bhi nahi
lagata)
Gf : ok chalo ab
sunao
Bf : ok (beta pyar kiye
ho to jhelna to padega hi banja
aadhi raat ko Himesh
Reshamiya )
Gf : ye wala gao tujh me rab
dikhta he yaara me kya karu....
Bf : ye mujhe nahi aata(kamini tareef
sunegi apni )
Gf : ok to koi dusra suna do...
Bf : ok wait kr sochne de(kya gau ki aaj
ke baad mere
muhse gaana sunne ka naam tak nale )
Gf : Gaao na.....
Bf : phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kahna he ek hazaaro me meri
behna he......saari umr hame
sangrahna
he..!!!!!!!! (le aaj ke baad
naam nahi legi
gaane ka...
iski to maa ki aankh )
Gf : ye kyu gaaya..?
Bf : mera favorite song he(samajhdaar
k
liye ishara kaafi
he kamini )
Gf : hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahihe
bye...
Bf : are kahan ja rahi he sun to tunahi
sunayegi kya..? (mission
complete)
Gf : bye baad me
good night tc jaanu
Bf : tc to jaan (jaan le gayi
kamini jaanu jaanu bol ke
oye teri to 2 baj gye 7 bajese paper iski
to me vaat
lga dunga )