Santa dabang dekh ker aaya

Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,

School mei…

Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,
marks de to kahan?

Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?

Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?

Sir: nikal ja class se!

Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!