It Happens Every time !!

Confusing

I Can Not lie

Big Butt

Dekh Bhai !!

 Dekh Bhai

Dekh Bhai !!

Dekh Bhai

Dekh Bhai !!

Dekh Bhai

Dekh Bhai !!

Dekh Bhai

Dekh Bhai !!

Dekh Bhai

Book OF Lal Bahadur Shastri !! Inspirational

Former Prime Minister Lal Bahadur Shastri was in the primaries , when his father expired. It was already bad economic condition of the house , now it became very difficult to run the family. However, Shastri ji was very instelligent in studies. But due to extreme poor conditions, he could not afford to purchase the books for his studies.

One of his teachers always asked him to bring the books to class but Shastri ji always went to class without the books. One day the teacher warned – if you did not book if tomorrow will not sit in class . Shastri at a friend’s house that day and took her to his promise that the book will return to school tomorrow morning . Electricity poles outside the house at night they sat down and lit the whole night in his copy of the book to have in your copy . Shastri had become now this copy of the book .

The teacher asked him to show the book to school the next day arrived . Shastri Ji put the copy in front of them . Teachers red with anger and said – I am seeking book and you showing me this copy . If the teacher Shastri appeared stunned when opening a copy of the book – a word literally wrote the copy . Shastri said – not my father . We want to buy the book is not so much money . Teacher ‘s eyes welled up . Shastri Firate hand affectionately on the head teacher said – I hope one day the country will be proud of you . He proved the teacher correct in future.

Ek Shaitan Baccha !! Funny

Ek shaitan baccha unknown
number
se call karta hai.
ek aadmi uthata hai:
Aadmi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo! Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha
hu!
Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe!
Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone
kyu kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne
ke liye! Aadmi: Ruk saale! apne baap
ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad.
Baccha: Hello papa, main
chhotu...

Story Of A Boy !! Emotional

"you are again late , i dont know whats your problem what your parent tought you..i think i must call your parent to have some word regarding to you" my class teacher Preeti sharma blasted this on me "sorry ma,am let me give a chance a last chance" i said.."since i know you,your always like these.."...i know it very well every word of her was correct i can denied from it i had been like this since she knew me...."sorry ma,am" i mummered..it was accepted...i sat on my seat i was a back bencher i didnt have a much contacts i was not mingle type boy..it was our new session of 12th..few new face were in class..

in these two months i never dared to talk to her our exams started i wasnt studious so i didnt have a way to pass. i stepped out from class room and was trying to figure out that whether i would clear or not suddenly someone called after me..it was girl of my class she asked me about the exam i didnt lie to her and she laughed and i left the place i had to at home..as stepped i heard a sound of cracking of glasses and some abusive word it took me a fraction of time to make sure that  my mother was being smashed by father..this is not  1st time..i had grown b\w their fights ..i was the only son of my parent..as my mother opened the door i saw the fresh scar on her face,nor i niether she said any things becoz we were in habit of it i walked to my room my eyes met to my father i saw a fire in his eyes..they were screaming that you bastered you are just making my money waste you are a loser u cant do any thing in your life and he abused me but i didnt give any kinda attention to his words and slammed my door with all my strength i was on my bed i was crying i thought watsoever my fathers things about me he is right because i was never be the reason of proud for them all they got frustation..niether i was studious nor we were rich enough..all the while mother was knocking my door but i was in my thoughts and slept it was evening suddenly my ear felt irritation of a very loud sound of knocking door it was my father fuck man if its my father then i m going to fuck off soon..instantly  i stood and opened the door SLAP SLAP SLAP!! i got very tight slaps he said " you mother fucker why arent you opening the door you asshole what do you thing yourself" i said nothing tears were sheding i went to bathroom to wash my face..i turned on the tap the sound of water was enough to hide  the sound my cry how can be my life so misreable how any father can do these things to his son..i had to go through this because i hadnt had another way out..why my mother had to face him every day i wished i had nver born here ..i ate my meal in sielence,our home was like moore..it was so silent that even the tik tok of clock can be heard easily..after finishing my meal again was in my room as just like my room was dark my life was getting dark i was losing my hope my every dream was like beyond my strenght i became totally perritimistic i didnt knew how to way out..because of my family issue i didnt have any friend no one was there to share my sorrow no one was there to strength me no one was there to make me feel happy...i felt relief i found my mother hand on my hair watsoever she was doing i was feeling better she uttered " son dont take your father negative he is just upset about his job and concerned about our upcoming days that how things work in future how he will pay off  your fees and other house hold things" i wanted to say thousands of thing  to her but before i could say thing i felt my throat heavy the sorrow had tottaly overcame me i wanted to cry i wanted to say,cant i have right to live my live by piece..i too wanna friend in my life i wanted that my friend come my home and have some little funny moments of life i have right to live my life happily i wanted a life where i have my friend my family everyone round me i just want to be loved..i wanted to say to her that its my father who made my life so misreable but i didnt say while se carried on " son its just our bad time and life isnt as simple as we think we are just puppet of life.. life cant be handle by us on the contantary life handle us life instruct us life take tests...life is not simple if its easy its not life and be remember that if you cant handle life at its worest then u dont hve right to enjoy it at its best" i pretended of being slept ...she thought i had slep then she kissed my forehead and left the room again i was alone again..this night was too going to be sleepless and the very next day my exam of maths i didnt have idea about syllabus..busying in my thought when i slept i dont know...i was sleepy when my mother constantly waking me up somehow i managed and brushed my teeths i saw my face i was totally looking moster my eyes were red i didnt sleep properly so its had to happen..i was looking like drunkard mylid were totally swollen mother uttered " son what happened are okay" i replied "yeah mom,and by the who give a damn to me" before she said anythning i went to take bath..school was better enough ..even it was better than my home i was ready to leave i touched her feet she handed some money to me and told me to touch his (father) feet so i did althougjh i wasnt in mood of it but for the sake of my mother i did so...while heading toward school i was in my thought that why mom used to give me money every day even we are not so rich but it was her money she earned it by stitching people clothes ..........so i always kept it and never purchased any think because iwanted to give her a beautiful saree,as i know since my 10th she never owned any saree..fuck!!! i heard sound of my school bell i hurried off as i entered every one was staring at me as they saw any monster red eyes with swollen eye lids..its obvoius to look monster but for me i dont give a damn to those fucking people who startd making assumption without knowing  me i sat on bench sheet arrived along with question paper,fuck fuck fuck i didnt know a fucking word of question it was some question related to determinant and i was blank..i looked at the board then at roof i was staring each and every thing of class although i didnt tense abot the exam because i was in peace there..no fights no cries no abusement no one was there to scold for no reason i down my head felt harder because at very next moment i was going to cry..sudden flood of though made my tear wet i wondered about the of all these i thought to suicide but what happened after these who wouyld strenght my mother she was with my father beause of me i was yhe reason of her pain i was the reason of her scars i was the reason of her cry..someone patted my back " boy are u sleeping " i realised that time was over its time to go home "hell like home" i gave my paper to visilator she gave a wierd look i didnt pay much attention..i stepped out..i saw my boys and girls were talking about paper i saw their faces they were quite happy ti was getting over crowd so i waked as soon as poassible i was on my way i didnt want to go to home so i saw a park and thought to have some peace full minutes...i choosed a shady place..the trees were so arranged that it wa sseeming that someone is being teaching to be in line..butter flies were flying here and there..Harshita was going along with her friend they all were talking about something and laughing people have what i dont have they have happiness but have only sorrowness she had a pony hair style although i was far but i could see her..blur image it was though but when its about beautifull girl every boy eyes work like telescope...so i was watching her every step a cute face with a cute smile she was totally divine...suddenly our eyes met may b she got know theat i was watching her, she said something to me and every friend of her stared  with a luod laughter,..fuck man know what kinda joke had they cracked about me what who give a damn as i always ignore everyone thoughts............

"what the fuck your are doing with your studies you bastered dont u have any idea about how i m paying your fees and all the stuff your ar totally wastage for me i wished u where never born you are doing poor its your 12th its not a game of kids " dad fired the bullet of anger " i too wished i never born here" i replied " that the only thing left 1st he wasted my money now he is arguing with his father who earned for him woked hard done all the possible thing to give him a better life, see your son you mother fuckker".." you are making my life hell,u are your a losser why are u abusing us we are not the reason of your failure you yourself the reason of it you use to baet mom because u dont have guts to fight against situation u use to beat me because u cant pampered the only child of yours " what the fuck after that fire i realised that something gonna b wrong he went and took a stick which was almost double of my hand..thap thap thap


"how its happened??" " nothing you know how teenagers are...he was just seeting behind his friend and crashed down" o yeah i was crashes if beatten up by your dad is the meaning of crash that i crashed,yes i was crashed, i stared at mom then doctor he smile but i didt "dont worry boy u will b okay its just a hand fracture" what he said its just a fracture well u dont know it seems fractutr but for its the darkness of my life pain is nt a definable word for my pain..its beyond the strength..plaster was done i came out its was very light sun was shining like daimond..now i feel irritating my sun now darkness was much better..after 15 min, mom came she asked for riskshaw but we didnt had enough money to pay.."mom u go by rikshaw" " and what about u??" " i can walk mom my lrg isnt fractured"  "i m too coming with u lets walk togather...we were on raod it was the path of my school and it was time of returning..i saw many small children were coming" then my heart stopped beating i saw here Harshita she was infront of me with her friend..i felt nervous for a while i forgot the agony i forgot every thing i forgot those pain full hours i forgot that there is some thing exist except her,,for a while i felt to live..i didnt know waht was in her but she had something..somthing in which had made to stop thinking about pain her lips i those were the best cutves i had ever seen..niether my maths can make perfect curves like that she was somthing irrespective of human she was execption from tip to toe i cant deny that she was perfect the words are failed to describe her..beauty..as the moment passed i realised i was being noticing by someone,it was non other than mom.."boy what going on in your mind haa do u like her" whom mom??" "o plzz dont pretend like you are a little lamb you know what i m talking about,do you like her"she said "no mom wt are talking about mom??"""" i blushed and smiled it was the very 1st since i dnt knw when i laughed she started teasing, it was a very little moment which i liked..at that night i slept..soon i dont know what had happened..somehow my mind distracted..
 "Randhir wake up my boy u have to ready for school" what m i heard right...school???  o shitt the very 1st think came..how i will manage how will i stand in front of those question which were going to put up...i had to b prepare for thousand of liei had to be prepared for the thousands of eye i had to be prepare for thousands of jokes..i had to prepare for make them realise that it was just accedent which causes my fracture..i had to make them understand "mom i m paining i cant" sleepy with pain i said although i wasnt but i did want to escape from those question for which i never wanted to answer..she got the thread "my boy if you are threatened about those question than i must u should face these liltle things give strenght to stand right time when its oppiste to you..all i can say you must face them,tell me my boy how long you escape how long you hide how long you afraid??..be brave its not class test its the which is being taken by fate"" "ok ok mom i got it i m going you lectures mom,its better that i should go" i replied but know i realised that each and every word of her is true and its universal truth of life we humans always try to skip from our responsiblity but be brave,be optimistic,be grateful for everything in life is life..problems are the lession of life..what if you topped and got 99% but you failed in your life your failed in your responsibilty..then what yeah you played student role best but you failed to being human you failed  in your life "your getting late do hastly" mom shouted "mom i m doing my best how can i manage when my one ihand is on rest" i screamed while my father woke and i was like fuck man know again somthing gonna wrong but thanks god nothing happened..he went to bathroom while i was looking at mirror..u know nothing was aglier than a boy with fractured hand and thin body i was terrible..i ate my break fast and went..eavery thing facinates me except my own home


"so how did it happen" Peeti sharma the enlish and as well as my class teacher questioned me "ma'am i fell" i answered " and from where would you explain me???" "ma'am from stairs" i lied "okay submit your medical certificate you all have been absent from a week" she order all the while every eyes where curious every eyes wanted to know the cause or it  "okay ma'am" with it i took my seat...still they were eyeing on i didnt want to be notice man why are watching my step...i thought,,,games period every one trying to convence  teacher to take them for games he agreed..two different quees one for boys and another one for girl..every desk was alone execpt my desk "arent you coming" ...someone cracked a joke about me every one laughed..every one gone..after a while i was ager to see ger i stepped out she was playing football with few male and emale classmates..i was watching them..i wanted a clear view so i when there ..i found grass and set on it...lesson repeated in unison very loud..school wasnt silent it was mixed soundn of ruler rapping and talking of boys/girls in thier classes...WATCHOUt...."are you okay???" before i got my conscience i fell

i opened my eyes i was conscious now mom and dad were  either side "are you okay??" my father asked i got 440 volt shock my father was asking me about my condtion in 2 years  he never asked me ever but now lamb was being  cared by his own parent.."i m okay" i replied and he left.."what had happened Randhir??" she asked "mom i was just sitting and someone hit the ball and ball hit my shoulder andafter it was feeling like chakkar" as i spoke this word "are you okay who was the one who asked me i had the blur memories so i didnt remember....

"sorry i didnt that delibrately" Harshita apologised..i was i commotion was she is apologizing but it was the very 1st time happening when she was only 1-2 metre away her fragrance was rthe most delcioius it was somthing that very sharp it was heaviesr it was like my region was covered by  fragrance with every breadtrh i was taking her smell her lips,her face it everything was perfect goddess of beauty yeah indeed she was i realised it was late so i replied " for what??" "that ball it was me" "ooo! that was you i guess u never played the football in your whole life" i teased

Wo Mujhe Kisi Aur K Liye Chod k Chali Gyi | Love Story

Wo Mujhe Kisi Aur K Liye Chod k Chali Gyi | Love Story

Hi frnds mera nam hai ayan main bhopal ka rhene vala hu aur meri girl frnd ka nam hi ankita bat 1 saal phele ki hai jab hum ek sath ek hi college main padte the hum dono bsc kar rhe the hum roz college jate main yahi bhopal ka tha aur vo bhar ki thi to vo hostil main rheti thi ek bar kya hua k main ne dekha ki is k shoo leis khule the to main ne bola k aap k lais khule hai bandh lo nahi to gir jaoge main ne pheli bar us se bat ki thi use meri ye bat itni achchi lagi ki vo mugh se man hi man payr karne lagi thi mughe nahi malum tha ki vo mugh se pyar karti hai ek bar main apni frnd thi arti us se bat kar rha tha aur us ko class ki duari ladki ne bola k ayan to pta nahi arti k sath kya kya kar rha hai use bhut gussa aya lekin us ne kuch nahi bola ek din arti ne mughe btaya ki ankita tum se pyar karti hai main ne mazak main liya ki mugh se koi ladki kese pyar kar sakti hai fir aur bhi kuch logo ne mughe bola k ankita tum se pyar karti hai abhi tak hum dono apas main bat nahi karte the per vo mugh se pyar karti thi fir ek din himmat kar k main ne ankita se bat ki k tum mugh se pyar karti ho aesa sab bol rhe hai kya ye such hai to us ne ha main apna sir hilaya aur vha se chli gai fir main ne kai din tak us ko sirf dekha fir main bhi use pyar karne lga hum dono bhar milte the park main bhut der tak baitha karte the vo mere ghar bhi aai mere ghar valo se mil kar gai tab mere ghar valo ko kuch bhi nahi malum tha fir us k bat humare exam ane vale the to main ne use bola ki hostil chod do vha per tum nhi pad paoge us ne bola ki main ghar bat karungi us ne bat ki to us ki mummy man gai hum dono ne room dekha shuru kar diya fir main ne apne ghar k bagal main use room dilane ka socha to vo man gai kuch din bad vo mere gher rhene a gai hum bhut masti karte hum jha bhi jate sath jate the ek bar main us k room per gya to us ne mughe bola k main tum se bhut pyar karti hu aur itna khe kar vo mere gle lag gai vo kafi der gle lagi rahi fir jab mene us kha k kya hua use dekha to vo ro rahi thi main ne pucha k kyou ro rhe ho to boli k tum mughe kabhi chod kar to nhi jaoge na main ne us se vada kiya aur us k asnu poche aur us ko lips se ek kiss di aur kha k ab main ghar ja rha hu koi kam ho to bula lena lekin main yahi soch rha tha k humari sadi to ho nahi payegi kyou ki vo hindu thi aur main muslim per fir bhi main redy tha us se shadi karne k liye hum bhut khush rhene lge fir ek din mera rishta aya shadi k liye aur ghar valo ne mera rishta vha pakka kar diya main ne kuch nhi bola main ne use kuch nhi btaya fir ek bar jab co humare ghar aai padai karne to meri mummy ne use bta diya tab to us ne kuch nhi bola lekin bad main bhut ro rahi thi fir main ne use samghaya k main sirf tum se pyar karta hu ayr tum se hi sadi karuga fir hum dono k bich kuch duriya a gai isi bat ko le kar fir main main use utna hi pyar karta tha ek din main ne apne ghar valo ko mnane ki koshish ki per vo lo nhi mane fir us ne bhi aesa hi kiya per us k ghar vale bhi nhi mane us ne sucide kar ne ki bhi koshish ki nibd ki dava kha li thi pagal ne main use pyar se sona babu bulata tha vo mughe bebu bulati thi fir us ne faisla liya k hum dono ko alag ho jana chahiye per main ne kai bar use samghane ki koshish ki per vo nahi mani aur vo room chod kar mere ghar se bhut dur shift ho gai main abhi bhi us se utna hi pyar karta tha per shayad mere hi class k ladke k sath use pyar ho gya tha vo dono pas pas hi rhete the use koi bhi problem hoti thi to mughr btati thi per ab nahi btati vo main jab bhi use call karta us ka phone busy jata main puchtha to kheti kuch nahi bas aese hi bat kar rahi thi mughe us ka aesa karna bilkul achcha nahi lagta. tha kai din aese hi nikal gye akhir main us ladke ne ankita ko 15 august ko propose kiya aur us ne us ke prosal ko accpet kar liya jab mughe ye sab malum hua to mere pairo k niche sa zamin nikal gai us ne mughe btaya ki main ne ua ka prosal accept kar liya hai ab ankita us ladke se pyar karti hai usi se bat karti hai vo abhi mere sath hi padti hai mere mere samne bhi sirf usi se bat karti hai main ne kai bat use bola k plz meri life main capus a jao per vo kheti hai ki ye bat liye khe ne k liye tumne bhut der kar di mughe lagta hi ki mughe se hi kahi galti hui hai tabhi to v mughe chod kar chali gai main ne ab dicid kiya hai ki main bopal se is college se kahi dur chla jaunga main ne kai bar apne aap ko marne ki koshish ki hath kat liya fir sahi hua to car se takra kar jaan dene ki koshish ki fir bhi main bach gya pura class mughe hospital milne aya per jiska intezar tha vo nahi aai us ko dekhne k liye main ne ye sab kiya per us ko dekh nahi paya aaj meri sadi ko 5 month bache hai per aaj bhi main ankita se utna hi pyar karta hu aaj bhi chata hu ki vo meri life main vapus a jaye lekin vo nahi man rahi hai meri hone vali wofe ko bhi main ne sab bta diya ki main kisi aur se payr karta hu lekin use pta nahi kya ho gya hai ki mugh se achche se bat bhi nahi karti hai vo aaj 8-sep.2013 ho gai per aaj bhi vo nahi mani maim aj bhi use utna hi pyar karta hu jitna phele karta tha I LOVE U ANKITA. Plz meri life main vapus a jao tum se bhut pyar karta hu kash vo meri life main vapua a jaye ..

Batman | Funny Troll

Batman | Funny Troll

Airtel 3G Trick Feb 2013 | Free Recharge

Hello friends. Once again I am here sharing a awesome trick this trick is latest and more important its first 3g trick i have found on internet by using the trick you can enjoy 3G speed Airtel network at just for free on your computer. It  require 3G Airtel data card and properly lock means you haven't unlock it to use another operator service like most the people do due to costly plan of Internet on Airtel.

So friends this post is for you, by using these trick you can enjoy Airtel 3G service at free of cost on your computer.

What You Need

1. Airtel 3G data card/dongle locked.

2. Airtel SIM.

What You Have To DO:

Step 1: Put you Airtel SIM in dongle connected it to the computer

.

Step 2:  Go to Device Manager >Select the Modem/ dongle > Advance . In Advance simply type this

(+cgdcont=1,”IP”,”airtelmms.com” ).

Step 3: Create a Dial-up connection.

Step 4: It will connected but there will be network access.

Step 5: Go to connect it you will see connected.

Step 6: Right click on connected and click on properties.

Step 7: Go to network tab and check all the checkboxes.

Step 8:click on internet protocol version.

(TCP/IP)

Step 9: click on propeties.

Step 10: select the following DNS server.

Adresses

Step 11: Enter any free DNS server.

156.154.70.1

202.138.96.3

Step 12: Click ok.

Step13: Then again Click ok.

Step 14: A message will appear "Setting will take palce next time you dial it" click ok.

Step 15: Again connect after Disconnecting.

Now your Internet is free!!

 Comment below to let us know that whether trick worked for you or not..

Vodafone GPRS and Free Minutes Trick

This time we are going to post some useful recharge tips for and this post will be really helpful for you if your Vodafone customer because the three tips we are going top post will only work if your operator is Vodafone. The first trick will be about free GPRS data on Vodafone for I month and You can access the Facebook twitter and email without deduction in balance  The tricks are so easy what you have to do just type a message and send it and get the benefits and most important they all are less risky means to say they are promotional offer by Vodafone. This trick are working for all Indian Vodafone customer


1.Get The Free Internet For 1 Month:

It is just a simple trick to get the free internet for 1 month. having these steps which to be follow.
Step 1: Open The Create message

Step 2: Type ACT MI198

Step 3: Send it to 144

Step 4: Enjoy!!!

Now you will get a confirmation message from Vodafone
 that the service will be activated within 24 hour

GET 10 RS INSTANTLY

2.Access the Free Facebook,Twitter And Email:
Here you can access the social sites at free of cost and mailing to the person.The steps to be performed are:

Step 1: Just Dial *325#(free)

Step 2: You will get the options to subscribe fb,twitter Email or combo(fb+twitter+email) type your option number

Step 3: Like For Facebook Now You get the message from Vodafone to send the username and password to 50505 for register

Step 4: Now you access any one at free of cost Enjoy!!!


3.Get Free STD and Local Vodafone Minutes:
 Through this trick you will get the STD and Local Vodafone minutes.For this trick you have to follow these steps

Step 1: Just Dial *121*42#(free)

Step 2: This will ask to enter the code then enter 2 as a code

Step 3: You will get the minutes and confirmation message.

Step 4: Enjoy!!!

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I Bet You Didn't Notice | Funny Troll

I Bet You Didn't Notice | Funny Troll

Chutiya Fact | Funny

Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Aap Chutiya Hai | Real Fact

Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Tusshar Kapoor | Funny !!!!!

Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw tusshar kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki, Aap Chutiye Hain

CID | Chutiya Hai

Agar CID dekhte dekhte aap khud aapne aap ko ACP samajh ke case solve karne lag jaate hoo toh kasam daya ke thappad ki Aap Chutiye Hain !!!

Buri Baat Hai | Funny Sms

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AIR INDIA
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Plane
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SEAT #52
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AIR HOSTESS
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BOY FRIEND
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ghar
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BED ROOM
K
ATTACH
BATHROOM
K
RIGHT
SIDE
WALI
WINDOW
K
SAATH
WALI
GALEE
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PEHLE
MOD
PAR
MAUJOOD
SCHOOL
KI
CLASS
4th
K
TEACHER
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TABLE
K
SAMNE
WALI
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KI
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BENCH
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